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Did you get laid last night?

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#2911 Anthropos


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Posted 13 April 2015 - 02:24 AM

I got laid this afternoon and it was fucking amazing. I didn't realize how shitty my sex life for the last year had been until I got a taste of what I'd been missing. He went down on me and when I came I actually screamed out obscenely loudly (at least his neighbors know he gives good head?), and then I couldn't move for like five minutes. He fucked me so hard I couldn't see straight.


After I came I actually said "I want you to know that what I'm about to say has absolutely no romantic connotation, but I love you right now."  :wacko:

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#2912 hungcowboy


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Posted 14 April 2015 - 12:40 AM

Yeah I did... Me and Palmela Handerson got down and dirty last night.

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Posted 09 May 2015 - 06:38 AM

I am attached so i get "laid" every night, actually more in the morning than at night!



Wow, a year! I'm sorry for your dry spell...I'm sure there are plenty of girls out there that would want to date you! Find a nice girl, make her your girlfriend so you can get it on the regular :)


Been almost five years since my last one lol

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Posted 25 May 2015 - 12:29 AM

No :( 

#2915 Macleod3085


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Posted 25 May 2015 - 07:46 AM

No :(



I would gladly change that to a yes :good:

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Posted 01 July 2015 - 03:25 AM

Haha no, definitely not. Haven't been laid in months  :dntknw:

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Posted 01 July 2015 - 06:14 AM

Haha no, definitely not. Haven't been laid in months  :dntknw:

That is tragic. What part of WA ya from?

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Posted 01 July 2015 - 11:34 AM

Yes I did! And I fucked her mouth hard and fast for the grand finale.

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Posted 03 July 2015 - 12:15 AM

Negative, but that would be nice.

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Posted 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't call it getting laid. But did have a fun experience at a new years eve party last night.

#2921 JoshE


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Posted A week ago

No but it would be nice - any girls in the uk at a loose end? :)

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